Same

I never thought I was a lesbian until I saw that ham sandwich.

This is the best comment I've ever read. And I read them all!

My teenaged son has literally never eaten pasta. The softness of the pasta just disgusts him and he refuses to eat it.

What are Banana Pudding Reffs and where can I find them?!

My husband can't watch the show without desperately wanting to call Child Protective Services

I always think that Gia must be the secret mastermind behind everything. At least Gia isn’t going to prison! Also, I really want to brag that I’m visiting LA and I just bought at tshirt at the ALDC studio! I plan to wear it everyday.

I got about halfway through Shrill before I stopped reading. I LOVED Lindy when she wrote for Jezebel but the book just seemed like a rehash of a lot of stories I already knew. Plus, it was kind of boring and repetitive. I still love her but I had no desire to finish the book.

Haha I do that too! One of them actually corrected their teacher on that once and I was so incredibly proud :)

Questioning the appropriateness of Ariel’s dress has nothing to do with body shaming. It IS a hot, awesome dress on her but maybe not for a family celebration of your high school graduation...

I'm ready to donate!

I 100% can't tell Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling apart. I've seen Deadpool 3 times in the theater but I couldn't for the life of me tell you which Ryan was in it. They're just one person in my mind.

3,1,4,2. What’s wrong with the people who aren't picking 3 first?!

This is my dream.

Lol

Every time I see Miley Cyrus I think, “She is so adorable. But also kind of gross.” She really fills me with mixed feelings.

As a middle aged lady, I'd like to say we're much better than this book

Yes to Yoko; No to RiffRaff. Honestly, I still don't know who that is and I can't bring myself to care.

I’m reasonably aware of the existence of Billy Bush but I had absolutely no idea he was one of those Bush’s. Honestly, my mind is totally blown.

It's better with your own kids because you learn to tune them out. However, you also often want to strangle them.