I’m not one to defend George Lucas usually, but you have to look at one thing from his perspective. The Force Awakens is a huge hit. It’s fun and while it might be a fan service film to a large degree it also gave us some new characters that we’ve instantly fallen in love with and new worlds to explore and basically…

Everything was in black-and-white. We didn’t figure out color until well into the fifties.

As a matter of fact, she did. That’s some grand master wizard shit.

Watching it right now as I decorate my tree for the first time without by husband, who died in July. If I broke one of the ornaments he bought you better believe I'd be crying. I agree with you, 1000 percent.

Makes you think of an old Chinese proverb:

hee hee. It was one of the highlights of every Tupperware party and/or baby shower I was ever dragged to.

I’m one of the regular commenters and it’s not like that at all. And at least I know they’d have some tact when dealing with something tragic.

Me too boo. Me too.

My heart goes out to Kristin. A sudden and unexpected death is the worst. I just went through one a few weeks go.

I feel terrible for Kristin. No family should ever have to go through that.

James Corden. Or something.

When I STAR people’s comments tonight, it actually subtracts one of their stars. :(

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

Wait how’d you get access to the Gizmodo Code of Standards, they haven’t even let me see it yet.

And then Michael Jackson molested you?

What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty.

EVERYBODY STOP TYPING THEIR NAMES.

At least in America, you’re held accountable for these things no matter how rich you are...

I’m an associate attorney at a large family law firm. I spend an inordinate amount of time (for which I’m billing) combing through facebook and instagram profiles looking for bad shit my client’s ex and my client post on the internet.

You forgot the porn. It would be the end of times.