Google chrome ad-block. I got it 7 years ago, and quite frankly I forgot youtube had ads until your comment reminded me.

Same thing that’s happened to Elizabeth Berkley, you barely work again because you’ve achieved absolute perfection and Hollywood is too intimidated.

Well, when you have a family like this...

Hey, I’ve got a tight story about overeating!

All I know is that one time when I was 14, I was being a total bitch to my mother as we were walking down Oxford St in London. Instead of getting cross and telling me I was being an asshole, my mother (a creature of mirth and magic and farts) proceeded to drop her shopping bags and began to perform a jig. It was a…

Only on gawker media would you have women from Jezebel writing a blog titled “Adequate Man”.

That was flat out dumb...

RECEPTIONIST: Someone called for a consult. His girlfriend intentionally gave him an STI when they broke up. He has a confirming text and medical records.

Interesting experiment and conspiracy fuel for the chemtrail crowd.

“You can say the word “fag” without it being homophobic”

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

The person with the Bear v. Shark tattoo made no mention of the fact that there is actually novel called “Bear v. Shark: The Novel” (my creative writing teacher at University of Florida wrote it, and I recommend it). Even weirder, it’s not even the first book about staging a Bear v. Shark fight.

You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

Right? Like there's so much nonstop action at a freaking baseball game haha.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

Note: I am in no way defending either the letter writer or the responder from Uexpress. I think we can all agree they are both shitty people.

“Stiffing him by taking the 20 percent off is exactly what he deserved.”

Of all the words one could use to describe Iggy Azalia, “real” should be last on the list...

Well then that would certainly explain the averages!

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?