Unfortunately, the boys at the most risk for HPV and therefore cancer from HPV are homosexual, which for some parents is even more of a freakout than Little Johnnie having sex.

The biggest problem with Tron Uprising was the network it was on. You can put a brilliant, adult, smart animated show on Adult Swim and get away with it. You can't on the DISNEY CHANNEL. Just the name alone sounds like the only programs that will be on it, is Hannah Montana and the Mickey Mouse Club.

They don't. Single women are doomed to a life of unhappiness and poverty and will die young and alone, covered in spiderwebs because their cats are too aloof to kill the spiders, and their corpses won't even be found based on the smell because they'll be perfectly preserved thanks to all the booze single women drink…

It's like this. Obviously the author wanted to write this article, for whatever reason. And obviously some people enjoyed reading the article. So, by Kotaku publishing the article those people are all happy.

I actually explained that in one column.

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That was definitely not "K." It was most certainly "Gay."

YES! That's EXACTLY what I heard, and I just replayed that section over and over several dozen times to be crystal clear. The newscaster says "Gay" [pause] "Fucking Shit" as he's reading something on the table before him. It is there, as clear as day. I am gay. I am not amused. Not only that, but who hired him as a…

I don't want Tom Hiddleston to be in a Crow remake. And I usually want him to be in everything.

There is something about a psychopath singing "Now eat out her asshole" that just fills me with the holiday spirit. I know what I'll be taking my Nana to this Christmas.