I thought it said Danny DeVito and I thought 'good for him!' sadly it is this Demi Potato gal that I have never heard of.

For her family get paid it's the wrong way.

I played the game all the way through and I never once thought of Lindsay Lohan and I'll swear that in court.

He didn't embrace the new Guinea Pig fad Jezzies where buzzing about awhile back. GP's as I call them. are a big hit this summer.

I had the same thing happen with my daughter, I told her when she was 18 that it was her body and she could what wants but I'd never get one because I know I'd get tired of it pretty quick and then regret it forever, she's now 23 and still hasn't got one.

Yea, it was an INTERNAL INVESTIGATION. They INVESTIGATED it INTERNALLY.

Average for you maybe, you Asian?

There is always money in the banana stand.

At least you aren't naked and jacking it in San Diego.

I tried that fancy reboot and I got nothing, I still can't sign in and I'm in North America dammit.

Great, I just spent $60 on a game I can't play.

He has "Bitchy Resting Face".

Did you find any loose change in it?

Wow, I bet you're fun at parties Mr. Buzzkill.

Why the long face?

Cool story, bro.

"What a silly Negro!" -Eddy Murphy

This is song in full of awesomeness.

Anal Bum Covers for a thousand Alex.

Le Pussy Magnet.