He has "Bitchy Resting Face".

Did you find any loose change in it?

Wow, I bet you're fun at parties Mr. Buzzkill.

Why the long face?

Cool story, bro.

"What a silly Negro!" -Eddy Murphy

This is song in full of awesomeness.

Who let the dogs out? Who?

Anal Bum Covers for a thousand Alex.

Le Pussy Magnet.

Well aren't you Mr. Fancypants? Bet that comes in handy when you are ordering french toast down at IHOP. You got any Grey Poopon Frenchy?

I got something for your Nana...IN MY PANTS!

Give me a hand.

"there's something weird about my body"

You take a shit in that hollow step in that one pic.

Dead turtle.