A clever agent would have gotten him $32 more. That would accomplish the same result with added appeal to computer nerds.

Mr. Nom swears by his! I, on the other hand, just end of up with saltwater down my throat and coughing. #doingitwrong

Off topic: About a year ago I had this never-ending stuffy nose nasal drip bullshit thing going on that mostly just made me really snotty and cranky for about three weeks. I dragged my ass into work every day, though (no one else got sick). About a week in, my boss’s boss is all, “Hey, I heard that if you cut an onion…