Florida, you gave us GW Bush, Marco Rubio, Pam Bondi, Corona Bros, we’ve had enough of your dumbassery, okay?

There should be posters of that EVERYWHERE. Billboards. Mailers. Ads. Print it it on rolls of goddamn toilet paper.

Oh it is too late for this advice by like 4 days.

Oh no, Mr. Brexit loves the Brits. The real message is “Don’t let that African-American take our money”.

Clearly he died because

Clearly God didn't think he was worthy then!

She should be fucking ashamed of herself, but she won’t be.

If the Cheesecake Factory does it then there’s no reason why every household shouldn’t do it either. 

This sux...what am I gonna do now when I’m hankering for an 1800 calorie salad?!?!

I’m sure Mr. “tacky ass chain restaurant with portions way too big for a normal person to finish in one sitting*” CEO is not taking his pay check in April too right?

Pretty fucking bold for a publicly traded company. They have the means to pay rent and refuse to. Millions of Americans that are left to beg for help don't have shares of stock too sell in times like these. Fuck Cheesecake Factory. 

As president, I am hereby ordering the nationalization of all cheesecake factories to hereby immediately begin producing delicious, vaccine-filled cheesecakes for all.

Wait, I didn’t know you can just write a letter and say you’re not going to pay rent.  That's nice.  I know they have big cheesecakes, but they got bigger balls!

I didn’t know a virus could get a virus.

Do we look stupid?  What a simple excuse for a cushy lone “cell” away from genpop.  Bullshit.  

Let him suffer

okay, so, no sympathy for weinstein obviously, couldn’t happen to a more deserving person, but this is going to be devastating for prison and jail populations. imagine being some kid picked up for possession and then get held in jail indefinitely because you can’t afford bail and they’ve suspended all court hearings…

There’s a theory I saw on Twitter which is essentially that Trump is doing these daily briefings because he can’t do rallies anymore, and the reason he’s so cranky is that he’s gotten so used to the worshipful MAGA mobs that answering actual questions is breaking his brain.

I do find it somewhat amusing that amongst this conspiracy theory I’ve seen thrown around that the virus was bioengineered to bring about “disaster capitalism” that in fact if you look at most government responses, even the US one to a degree, this virus has been more successful than just about any post ‘08 movement…