Wait, not only did she cook, it was curried apples? That she brought to the wedding?!?!

Every time I read a Pissing Contest I encounter more tales of people whom I cannot believe aren’t dissolving in quicklime in a pit somewhere.

My former mother-in-law. I know it’s cliche to rant about them, but his woman was simply a manipulative, inappropriate, little shit!

My husband, K, and I used to live in Japan - not a super-fun part of Japan, (our city had a disease named after it!) but we did have a few people come to visit.

Wow. I had to read that twice to unravel the  “I’m my own grandpa” situation your step siblings have going on there.

I hope you thanked your cat for standing up for you when you and your wife weren’t able to.

I have to say, if you move to NYC in your mid-twenties and have lots of friends that have never been to NYC, uncomfortable bedding will not deter them. My boyfriend and I (plus my dog) lived in a studio apartment, and more often than not someone was in a sleeping bag on the floor. Sometimes there were three guests on…

I really never understood how secure my old roommate was in the idea that he would never get kicked out of the apartment he had been living in for six years (and I had been in for 9 months) despite turning in the rent over two weeks late multiple times. Then he had guests come to stay and they played box drums at 4 in…

And every hotel room comes pre-stocked with someone on the edge of ODing.

Crystal is a customary wedding present in Florida.

Man, I have no words for this...

*Paging the ghost of Marion Barry*

Hey, can we get rid of Florida and give Puerto Rico statehood? Just sayin’.

trump is the harbinger of the apocalypse.

Waiters on the other hand are getting fewer customers which means they are doing less work.

I think the major allure is that some servers crush it, and want no changes to the system as it could actually lower their income as well as they enjoy some of the flexibility.

Do you have to work for less money under those circumstances?

Hopefully one day soon, he may have a roommate whose skin colour blends nicely with the orange of his prison jumpsuit. People like them are so obsessed with their wealth and urges, that to deny them access will always be the greatest punishment.

He can buy all the flunkies he wants, but a few extra boxes of Milk Duds from commissary sure ain’t gonna make up for the life he’s leaving!

I don’t think anybody was fool enough to think the walker was anything but an act.
And since shit’s done for him, he’s probably not going to keep it up, no point anymore ^^