“Quaaludes happen to be the drug that kids, young people were using to party with,” Cosby said, “and there were times when I wanted to have them just in case.”

Maybe it was Camille?

Ancestral as in you’re ancestors were Indigenous to those lands? Like Native American?

He’s fine and he’s smart as hell. His gorgeous face and his legal resume speak for themselves. There is no question he’s capable of both!

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

“shoplifting”

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

You know what’s the exact opposite of a stool? A seat that is ALL SIDES, enveloping you and your precious little sweetie-pie in its cushiony warmth. I have recently discovered the perfect snuggle nest, and so I generously share this PSA with all of you, for free, purely out of the goodness of my heart.

What do you think those tax cuts for the rich were? Welfare for the rich.

Yeah,sounds good till you realize you’d have to bicycle on the berm of a three lane highway,and just to get to said berm you have to bicycle through city traffic. In winter I guess you ski?

So much of conservative governing is done out of spite. Just admit you want struggling people to die off and decrease the surplus population and be honest about it. Fuck all these people.

Step 1: See to it your impoverished voter base remains impoverished.

Welp, good portion of his base is about to feel a really direct, inescapable sting.

And Carrie White is nowhere in sight, dammit.

Pruitt’s imminent firing is the result of alleged domestic abuser and former White House aide Rob Porter, who reportedly leaked info to get back at his ex-girlfriend, Samatha Dravis, one of Pruitt’s aides

And that squinty eye.... aye yi yi.

More arch....MORE ARCH....DAMMIT, I WANT EVEL KNIEVEL TO TRY JUMPING THE CEASER’S PALACE FOUNTAINS OFF HER FACE!

I just can’t ever stop seeing his name as “Fart&hold”

it was considered an honor to be on Tricky Dick’s list. i wonder whatever happened to his presidency....

Right? Tho Hogfather is one of the darkest in the series, imo