Well, if he needs a new job, I heard The Atlantic is hiring.

My best friend is going to be heart broken if this ever becomes reality! She’s been dreaming of a destination abortion since she was a teen!

I live in an increasingly affluent LA suburb and the women there definitely think house remodeling and decorating is an accomplishment. Their days involve working out (regular gym stuff and soul cycle but also pilates, plus tennis at the club of course), personal maintenance appointments, and decorating/remodeling.…

How anyone cannot see that their whiteness is a privilege is beyond me. I know I’ve gotten away with SO much because I am white. If my older brother were not white he would still be in jail. And don’t get me started on my mother!

Something tells me the rest of his life isn’t a very long a period of time.

What time is it right now?

It was only a few days before one of the three perps who killed a friend’s father was boasting about getting smashed at a party while (STILL out) on the ankle bracelet.

His probation includes a curfew—he must be at home from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. and is not allowed to drink.

I suspect there’s an interior designer or decorator who had to sign an NDA, and that Louise Linton is a liar.

What do you mean? I often invite my spouse to my office so people can take our picture as we reload paper into the copy machine.

Nah, he surely pays for hotter, younger girls (or boys) to fuck.

But. Lindsay Lohan just got an invite!

The money picture: He’s obviously at his workplace, what is she doing there? Seriously, none of my family members hang around my workplace. The closest any of them have come is to wait for me in the lobby. It’s very strange for anyone to have family around while working.

That’s a good start, I’d also like to see gun owners held responsible for when their gun is used to commit a crime. Too many stories come out about kids killing each other with a parent’s gun and nothing is done about that because “they’ve already been through enough”. Responsible Gun Owners should be held to that…

I saw this on a tumblr post (disparaging Kirk and Turning Point, of course) and honestly it’s my favorite self-own in the world.

So he knows he can resign, right? If he regrets becoming president so much that he would want to warn his younger self about it, that means he doesn’t want to be there. Maybe he doesn’t even know he can resign?...

Think about this for a second: The president of the United States is publicly saying that he regrets running for president. That he doesn’t want the job.

I’m going to stick with the nation’s favourite great grandmother.

In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.