The promising feedback in and of itself would be enough to convince me that the aeroscreen is a great option—but it also looks really damn cool, too.

Is David Arquette too old to play him in the biopic? Because seriously.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

“His name is Jock Strap King”

Not only is it painfully, even blindingly obvious that Ogletree was unable to run anymore at the moment Peppers shoved him - owing to the hammy injury - he was also going to get hawked. Peppers, trying to focus on one of the two pursuers, was obviously just trying to give him a boost. Trust me, that shove is not going…

When pressed for solutions on how he’s going to fix his kicker problems, Arians responded brusquely, “We’re not going to yell and scream at him. We are going to support Matt and gently focus on converting extra points and field goals with him this week in practice. It’s Gay Conversion Therapy all next week.” *mic cuts…

Thus begins the legend of Danny Dimes.

LMAO i mean that's fair

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

I hope you remember where you were, Sunday September 22nd 2019.

Legitimately seems like Ogletree was giving up, and Peppers was trying to push him to go. Maybe the hamstring injury happened during the run?

You do realize that every single person with a propane tank in their yard has a bomb, right?  Or all those homes plumbed with natural gas.

Eh, better than paying 50K to the Italian American conglomerate with some of the consistently worst parts sourcing in the industry. 

$49,900?!? That’s almost Wrangler money!

Yes, let’s all design news content specifically around your schedule so that you can avoid spoilers. I have a crazy idea....how about you just don’t read the internet until you’ve watched the race? That’s what I do. I don’t know, it just seems easier than asking the entire world to acquiesce to my schedule.

Omg. That man is a hero. You never know until you try

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Here’s a pro tip for all aspiring GMs out there: Anytime Bill Belichick comes to you with a trade offer, slam down the phone and run screaming the hell away.

As I understand the rule, there’s two options, but both are for helmets less than 10 years old. Wear a helmet on the approved list. Or, submit one not on the list for testing - if it passes, it's allowed. So, most players don't have their helmet tested because most are wearing a helmet from the approved list. 

“There are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing.”