To Die For is FANTASTIC! When I was in college it showed pretty often on one of the several HBO channels we got; I’d catch bits and pieces of it, but sometimes I’d get lucky and catch it when it started. Plus, bonus Cronenberg at the end!

Hmm, yep, definitely not a racist.

Could one of the time travelers who are going back to the early 1900s to kill Hitler, make a pit stop at 2016?

Goddammit, I was so fired up that I lost my burner key AND realized that this post makes me look like I don’t understand how primaries work. I’m referring to voting in the general.

This has got to be a viral ad thing right? It's too perfect for Vans.

Wait, you think Scarlett Johanson should be paid less than fucking Hawkeye? The fuck is wrong with you?

Several testified under the psudonym “Jane Doe”

What did Mariah Carey and Paula Patton make for Precious?

“I don’t love you.”

This is a really unfair post. Affleck only made the ‘you want to fight me..?’ comment after Colbert said ‘we should probably end up fighting at the end of this interview, like bareknuckle boxing’. That’s a normal thing for Affleck to say in response to that. And of course he seemed uncomfortable during the interview,…

What happens when the marketplace is filled with white dudes with axes to grind?

At first glance, I was like, Why would you bake cupcakes for someone to let them know you want them to be miserable? I mean, you deliver a nasty insult, but then they get to eat the cupcakes.

I stopped after a few minutes and scrolled down to see if there was anyone who felt the same way. Thank goodness.

This is why I called bullshit on Chris Rock when he was asked about the pay gap and tried to change it to a conversation about representation. Oh, you cast black women in your films, Chris? Do you pay them appropriately, let alone equally? Yeah, didn’t think so.

I left this in a new thread, but it really belongs here:

Also, Kate Winslet is from England.

I don’t know, I feel like Colbert was the one who was being rude here and Affleck just seemed really caught off guard by it.

He was also fantastic in To Die For, which is a criminally underrated movie.

At about 1:56 into the Affleck-Colbert clip above, Colbert actually jokes first about any fighting, mentioning they should “fight at the end of the show” and “bare-knuckle boxing.” Casey Affleck responds with a surprised but joke-y come back, “You wanna fight me?” It’s not an invitation, it’s a reaction to Colbert’s…

JOJO’S MOM FTW.

Also, did no one see Jojo’s dad move a glass of wine out of her reach later?

IT WAS GOLD, JERRY. GOLD!