The fashion industry never was about marketing sexiness. It's much more about marketing insecurity and self-hatred.

Listen, I'm not here to ruin anyone's good time...

I thought of this the whole time. So freaking uncanny valley.

Thanks!

I too would rather see him retire than give up his fucking stupid ass hat. Happy trails partner.

When I was on OKC, I would have loved the ability to hide my profile from men outside of my age range, and who answered certain questions in a specific way. For example, there was a question about whether there is ever a time when someone is obligated to have sex with you. I would have liked to hide my profile from…

The main thing I'd like to see is Tinder-style matching system on sites that aren't Tinder. For those who are unfamiliar, that means that no one can contact anyone else until you've both clicked to indicate you're interested. That requires women to do at least some work, it gives people of both genders the incentive…

I propose a dating site and/or app that only allows women to contact men. I just saved every woman 100 solicitations a day and being called a fat slut for not responding.

The Patriarchy

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

I mean, good for anyone trying to open a sexual assault refuge for kids, but this is like turning Auschwitz into a Jewish community center, right?

Win.

I'm sorry. This is old but this was the only appropriate response.

Ross K. Baker also wrote this article, right? More proof that when men go, "I'm not sexist, I vote for Democrats," the correct response is, "Ha ha ha ha, you're adorable!" That said, I have to give Baker credit for this pun:

"Assumed dominant positions and scared off male challengers"?

I googled "white male pain" hoping to find an amusing gif, but I just got hundreds of pictures of identical white men with back problems.

"The rake's process"?

ANNE OF GREEN GABLES HOLDING BREATH STARTING NOW.

Best part of this whole shitty interview is the "It would be like requiring a Jewish deli owner to serve bacon-wrapped shrimp. It would be like requiring Muslims to serve...something offensive to them."

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…