Looks like someone already did it:

Here I googled it for you

Oh ok

what the fuck are you on about?

There is no past - are you saying the past never happened? I'm so confused. How did I end up here in this particular place and time with the injuries I have? And five minutes from now will I have not written this post?

This is brilliant - how did i not know about this?

I agree. Didn't her mom attack her with a knife on one season? She was arrested and everything

Good to know, good to know

Succinctly and perfectly articulated

yawn. Another self pitying man feeling victimized. Stop reading Jez bro - its only gunna make you cry

I love sleep cumming

damn!

wetas

Sad but true..

Holy fuck - I thought my religious private school was bad - jesus...you poor thing

I still am I suspect - except the heavy metal demon has been replaced by the far more badass Tom Waits demon....

Yup! Worse than praying even! Actually i think the sex demon got to me when I was being prayed for because it used to go on so long I started to daydream about Cameron Johnson's butt in his uniform shorts - mmmm lovely

My school counselor told me I was possesed by the heavy metal demon, the sex demon and the alcohol demon. I'm not kidding. She didn't exactly exorcise me just prayed for me for a long time and totally freaked me out. I kept going to see her though since it was the only way to get out of maths.

I'll share! Come and join me in my garret!

I know! I can't stop giggling