This is somewhat true, sadly

Yeah - have you come across similar things as this before in Aucks? Because I have. Down to the catchy name and everything. It's hilarious apparently.

I'm sorry were you saying something?

Team Dog huh? No more poems for you

YES! Well, Sunday here but YES

Yes, we all live under the Christchurch rubble now. The surface is solely populated by automated replicas of ourselves.

Reminds me of this but worse

You're behind the times. Come to New Zealand. We all live in hobbit holes here.

I'm still laughing at the LIAR one

The pictures oh my god LOL

HAHAHA! Why am I so entertained by a story about your thermostat?

DO YOU! omg I am even more impressed with you

nope. blasphemy ;)

NO! I do not condone this. Do a parody of Lady Gaga leave No Doubt alone. :(

Thank you O great and mighty Bathroom Monster

I wish I could ungrey you for that comment but I do not wield that power

Wear whatever you want whenever you want and then shake nature's bounty all over this great planet of ours.

I just want to say thank you Laura Beck for your dedicated and comprehensive research into CUTENESS almost every day on Jezebel. I would like to offer you this kitty gif as a token of my appreciation

Yup my cat loves boxes. Babies also love boxes. When my kids were little they would be challenged by the cat for possession of every new box they collected.

I don't know - where I live it's extremely rare for people to tag cats or keep them inside (actually I have never known a single person who does this) so it's normal for me to have all kinds of neighborhood cats playing in my yard. If they're starving it's fairly easy to tell - they will be very bony and eat anything.…