The thing is - he has tantrums. Its usually best for me to go away for a while when that happens. We have to co-parent so its kinda awkward. :/

Reward behavior you approve of with eye contact, smiles, and other positive reinforcement. Punish behavior you disapprove of with physical, social, or emotional withdrawal

Me too

Thanks owl is lost! I've been around for about 5 years or so but I've only commented on burners before. I finally decided to get myself a regular account since I always lose the codes. I really like your comments on Jez too! And any Tom Waits fan can be my roommate!! Here's my favorite owl gif:

Okay, you obviously need some help here

That "What Kind of Asian" vid was hillarious! Good luck on your un-greying mission!

That's a great book - I love Steven Pinker - especially his thoughts on parenting

LAUREN!!!

She's just building up her immune system guys.

I do not like girls that are fat
I will not date girls that are black
I don't like girls that want my cash
Tattoos make girls look like white trash
I don't like girls who cannot see
I don't like girls who won't agree
I do not like girls who aren't clean
Threesomes are just not my scene
I don't date girls with no career
Or…

"I have my ways of pooping so he won't hear, smell, or see." omg you guys she has a secret pooping bunker

I can confirm that I am working towards my MCHSA certificate. I am currently employed full time as a mid level Jezebel Peruser and am able to transfer credits towards this and also my Farrah Abraham Postmodern Pathology Diploma (FAPPD). I appreciate your offer and I will forward you my CV as soon as I find the time to…

Aha http://jezebel.com/miley-cyrus-at…

At least it wasn't ken

Oh, the Official Miley Historian - you're the person I need! I have a memory of reading an article on here a looong time ago in which Miley criticizes other girls for posing suggestively on magazine covers and says she would never do that. I can't find it now. Do you have it in your records?

We really really should. Bitmore's Revenge: Death in the Face with Guns DUN DUN DUN....

JEZEBEL???

Ha ha that's hillarious! My 10 yr old daughter is also bloodthirsty and a budding novelist - she's written a series called Bitmore about a little girl who eats other children and lives in a wall. This is the beginning of chapter 1: