Me too

Thanks owl is lost! I've been around for about 5 years or so but I've only commented on burners before. I finally decided to get myself a regular account since I always lose the codes. I really like your comments on Jez too! And any Tom Waits fan can be my roommate!! Here's my favorite owl gif:

Okay, you obviously need some help here

That "What Kind of Asian" vid was hillarious! Good luck on your un-greying mission!

LAUREN!!!

She's just building up her immune system guys.

I do not like girls that are fat
I will not date girls that are black
I don't like girls that want my cash
Tattoos make girls look like white trash
I don't like girls who cannot see
I don't like girls who won't agree
I do not like girls who aren't clean
Threesomes are just not my scene
I don't date girls with no career
Or…

"I have my ways of pooping so he won't hear, smell, or see." omg you guys she has a secret pooping bunker

I can confirm that I am working towards my MCHSA certificate. I am currently employed full time as a mid level Jezebel Peruser and am able to transfer credits towards this and also my Farrah Abraham Postmodern Pathology Diploma (FAPPD). I appreciate your offer and I will forward you my CV as soon as I find the time to…

Aha http://jezebel.com/miley-cyrus-at…

At least it wasn't ken

Oh, the Official Miley Historian - you're the person I need! I have a memory of reading an article on here a looong time ago in which Miley criticizes other girls for posing suggestively on magazine covers and says she would never do that. I can't find it now. Do you have it in your records?

We really really should. Bitmore's Revenge: Death in the Face with Guns DUN DUN DUN....

JEZEBEL???

Ha ha that's hillarious! My 10 yr old daughter is also bloodthirsty and a budding novelist - she's written a series called Bitmore about a little girl who eats other children and lives in a wall. This is the beginning of chapter 1: