I liken the 2016 US Presidential election to parents searching for a new babysitter: we could have chosen the nanny whose resume checks out but who would also invite her boyfriend over for a hookup while on the job, but instead we hired the self-admitted pedophile because we admired his candor and how he deviates from…

To be fair, it has to be pretty strenuous trying to avoid pissing on himself with his tiny dick.

I know of only once instance I’ve ever heard of. My dad was talking to a woman at a work party and a coworker came up and started being a sexist ass to her. The woman smiled and asked him if he knew who she was. Apparently not enough to get the guy to backpedal and he didn’t take a hint.

“that moronic pucker” - God dammit. How strong is the mouth gene in this family? All of his kids (minus Baron so far) have butthole mouths.

I strongly suspect that he was doing hard drugs in the bathroom. I really hope they have had the good sense to take a blood sample of him and get it tested.

Not in public anyway.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

As someone who is afraid of flying I agree.

Good on them.

Never mistake pcp for Xanax.

They sent her here to find moose and squirrel!

I would vote for your cat in a heartbeat. She has more personality than the entire Trump clan put together.

One of my friends thinks Russia was playing the long con, and Melania is a Russian spy with 20 million dollars in a Swiss bank account.

From your lips to...The Hague!

Mark my words, this whole family is going down so hard over the next half-decade.

America is the estranged and bitter teenager who just lectured Europe-Mom for being a drunk divorcee, slammed the car door, yelled “I’ll never be like you!”, reversed out of the driveway, and straight into a passing bus.

What, was the Secretary of State, the Deputy Secretary of State, the Ambassador to the UN, the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, Trump’s bodyguard and the mailman all occupied?

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

I am really seeing where the French peasants were coming from these days...