He sounds like a thirteen year-old every time he uses haters. Well, he sounds that way all the time, so ...

He also says haters at 70 years old.

I think it’s because she absolutely refuses to share a room with him, and who can blame her. But maybe you shouldn’t have married a guy you can’t stand because he has money and can get you citizenship.

Trump can saber-rattle all he wants via Twitter when he’s at a golf course, but when he travels abroad it becomes obvious that he is a hack who is not respect by world leaders, and he lacks the intelligence and motivation to be a patriot.

Think of it: Two years and not one ill word or comment about Putin or Russia.....not one. Now he is “honored” to meet him.

Considering how many positions they haven’t bothered filling, I’m not surprised - not to mention the level of incompetence of drumpster & co.

BWAAAHAHA omg he totally went for the palm-up Submissive approach! Yeah, Donnie, you know who your daddy is... turn that palm up for Daddy, that’s right, there’s a good boy.

Honestly, imo this is damning evidence that the orange one colluded with Russia and the pee tape is real. No way he shows that much respect otherwise.

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

well, yeah, I’m always super deferential to my boss, too!

He gives Putin a handshake a bit lower, and with his mouth.

If you had millions of loans tied to Russian banks run by Putin, and had been laundering money for him and his gang for decades in order to secure those loans, and if your election to POTUS was due to Putin tampering with the US election and having our voting machines hacked, you’d be puckering up too.

Meanwhile, there are huge protests happening throughout the city right now. So big, in fact, that the Independent is reporting Melania Trump is trapped in her hotel room (or, Senate guest house room)

You know that his accuser and former mistress is none other than Scottie Nell Hughes, the oh so sanctimonious defender of all things Trump, right?

So we can call her husband a cuck, right?

“We take issues of this nature extremely seriously and have a zero-tolerance police for any professional misconduct,”

KEEP HANDS TO SELF, it’s a simple fucking rule. Keep...Hands...To...Self. Christ, why is this so hard!?

So I’m betting we’ll eventually be getting a pitiful statement about “sin” with a lot of Jesusing. Or he’ll just call her a lying slut.

I agree but isn’t this particular movie a true story? I don’t think it belongs quite in the same category because it was Kumail’s real life experience with his current partner and not a fictional creation. Thoughts?

This is essentially what happened when my mom died of lung cancer when I was in high school. She told my dad she wanted him to keep living and find love again, but that his new wife would have to be buried in another plot because “she didn’t do threesomes.” ;) My mom was the best. My Dad started dating another woman…