I’m tempted to give Ryan the benefit of the doubt here because he’s always been so committed to preserving the dignity and propriety of our governmental institutions—OH WHATS THAT YOU SAY? ITS ACTUALLY THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF THAT?

Imagine how much more work could get done and how much better things would be, if these assholes stopped spending so much time policing women’s dress/bodies/actions.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

These women are already allowed to show off their slutty ankles, how whorish could they get unless they’re reigned in???

It’s not so much that they like ‘outside politicians’... if that was the case, they’d be flocking toward Green Party and Independent candidates. These people like BULLIES. They take malicious enjoyment in the fact that others are being unrepentantly beaten up on — very similar to WWF fans (except these people are…

When people get on you for fat shaming just tell them that it’s shitty governor shaming. He is an extremely shitty governor.

What is truly amazing is that Christie still has a 17% approval rating. It’s a good way to think about Trump’s roughly 37% approval rating; there are people who so greatly identify with the outside figure who is not the “usual politician” that they will cling to these figures with such great force that even the most…

Chris Christie Hit With Ethics Complaint

In a taste contest where one bottle contains an interesting Bordeaux and the other was just filled, on stage, by a guy pissing into it while chugging a can of Miller, the contents still warm and developing a foamy head rising into the neck of the bottle, it’s tough to imagine that a lot actually needs to be put into…

...”since he graduated Wharton” implies that you believe he cracked a book while at Wharton.

Putin- Man who honed his skills at psychological mind games for years as a KGB agent.

To be fair, that worked more for Sanders than it did for Clinton, but... That was also because he pretty much let his supporters imagine his platform. Yes, he gave sweeping proposals like tuition-free college, breaking up the banks, and healthcare for all, but... Relatively few of his supporters had a clear idea of…

Donald’s tweet-length briefs.

That first Tweet is something one’s tech-inept dad sends, thinking that he’s texting you his weekend plans and asking if you could please water the plants and feed the cat while he’s gone.

The car didn’t have TRUMP emblazoned on it, so how was he supposed to know it was his? Everybody knows the presidential seal means it’s Obama’s car...

failed in communicating some of her best progressive ideas to the public.

A couple of the tweet-sized notes have leaked and they’re generally filled with pretty good advice:

“Donald Trump doesn’t like to do his homework. So in an attempt to get him to actually read the shit they are putting in front of him, aides have prepared memos in “tweet-length sentences in the hopes that he’ll actually read them.”

That bit of video: did he forget he was president for a minute, there? I wish I could forget he’s president.

I mean, does anyone really think that studying is going to help Donald deal with Putin? Give him his tweet-length briefs; he’s going to fuck it all up one way or another.