Wearing the thigh high slit to the hospital last night - so classy.

And we will be better off.

Cartman’s tea party was less embarrassing.

How about from the tower?

Throw him in the moat.

Well he killed his last girlfriend but he LOVES me.

I’m sure the bills are high for having your head removed from you ass. (Her not you)

Alan fucking Dershowitz was just on CNN spewing that. Is he on trump’s payroll?

If nap is code for take a pis in then I totally agree.

Hey at least he knew Cincinnati is in Ohio. 

My sixth grade English teacher informed my all white class except for one black girl that white women get big in the hips sideways but black women get big in the hips front to back. I do not know what this had to do with English, but it stuck with me.

That makes so much sense if Obama had ever claimed to be the victim of a witch hunt. (He has not.)

Hell, I can do that.

And being so proud she remembered not to call them “chinks”

The answer is not what.

I’m hearing more and more about Genghis Khan, he is doing an amazing job.

What’s really fucked up is that that is the Secret Service code name for trump.

I have a feeling we are going to find out.

Because it implicates the President, Duh.

Get in line Betty.