The trump Administration - The ONLY 100 Days

Mr. trump was not caught sniffing Ivanka’s panties, he merely had to sneeze and they were the closest thing available.

Yes I can tell reality may be a place they visit, but they are not a permanent resident.

Yeah I bet you believe Obama wiretapped trump too. I won’t waste any more time on your bullshit nonsense either. Go fuck yourself.

The DNC did not “put us in this position” more people voted for Hillary Clinton in the primary and the general.

They are jealous...they want the Black men to be fucking them.

You have figured out the art of the deal.

Mr trump missed nothing! he also knows Democrats drive Cadillacs.

White man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man.

Putin, trump, Ryan human centipede.

Mr. trump would like to confirm he will appear the new Fox Series “Groping of the Stars” we cannot comment on Ms. Lahren’s participation.  

FAKE NEWS!

Bobby Lee and I are very happy.

“You Can Do It Too!”

If you see something, say something and don’t talk in front of your wafflemaker, etc.

I don’t think Donald Trump knows how to...

shhh!

I certainly hope that people don’t place a copy of their favorite magazine in front of US Weekly on all the newsstands and supermarket checkout aisles.

Mr. trump would like to announce the new RyanCoupon program. This will involve the National Guard stationed in supermarkets opening your purse and ripping up your coupons. I have to go now the toaster is calling my name. 

Love the Ann Coulter slam at the end.