Then can you explain why I hear my popcorn talking to me? I’m keeping an eye on my coffee maker too.

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Ah the little snowflake crying about being insulted is throwing insults.

She don’t take no shit while taking a shit.

Yeah ask the dead people.

You don’t consider the testimony of the women raped to be evidence? What about cum filled condom? Is that not evidence?

Ever hear of “Don’t rape”?

There is no truth to the rumor that the increase in military funding will be used to outfit our troops in Ivanka fashions. They will be dressed in a totally unrelated line of Itanka uniforms.

Why can’t he brush his fucking hair?

Sarandon called a cunt? she better get used to it.

I know the feeling.

Ivanka was just having Wendi alter some of her fashions (buyivankacheap.com) everyone knows orientals are very good sewers.

Spicer’s middle name is Beauregard?

It is FAKE NEWS that Mr. trump asked me to show the Black College leaders “the old dollar bill trick”

Yeah, I try and stay half stoned myself.

Shouldn’t that be a little pink house?

Cher’s still got it.

I sincerely apologize for pushing Ivanka’s clothing line on Fox & Fiends. Especially this cute little beige sheath ( $19.99 at TJ Maxx) and these lovely red shoes she ripped off from some designer ($79.99 available online) and this LBD ( you can find in the dumpster behind Marshall’s). I wasn’t just sitting on the…

Thanks I made it myself.

They should all be charged and do time. We are hard on terrorists to discourage others from following that path. Why is that so hard for you to understand?