No books, only video screens. The gift shop will be larger than the library.

Maybe if 5 truck loads of people with guns showed up at your house and threatened to shoot you and your family you would understand better.

There is no truth to the rumor that I kept my feet off the floor because I didn’t want black cooties from the men in the room crawling up my legs.

I still whenever I see someone cleaning shout “Scrub, Christina, Scrub!”

I don’t know I just starred someone who already had one and it took it away.

I have had that happen, I always wonder if it just takes it off what I see or if it takes it off what everyone sees. If I keep doing it will it give negative stars?

Bannon

Mr. trump would like to congratulate LA LA LAND on their Best Picture win. 

Wait a minute the producer of LLL was an asshole but you’re defending Mel Gibson?

She looked fantastic BTW.

And not at all like meeting Hitler at Auschwitz.

My Mother is such an overcooker that growing up I thought breakfast sausage patties were in a shell.

Mr. trump would like it known that the grill had really wavy lines and no way were those “grill marks” painted on.

...and racism.

Why couldn’t Rosa Parks just sit in the back of the bus and get off at her stop?

Yes it makes much more sense to let you decide for them.

Something we can all agree on.

Can we substitute hemorrhoids for ulcers? 

Bannon barely caught himself from saying about Priebus “he keeps the trains running on time” at CPAC. 

Who doesn’t have fun masterbating?