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He looked to me like he didn’t give a shit what his constituents had to say because they mean nothing to him. They should start throwing dollars at him, that might get his attention. 

And let’s be honest it would never be a handful.

Or he could have just let go of the kid. BTW you sound like a racist piece of shit.

FAKE NEWS! I am being alternatively employed.

I’m not a doctor but I’m pretty sure the only way to anesthetize a fetus is to administer a lethal dose to all the lawmakers that passed this shit. 

The most qualified candidate ever is not good enough for you? I am not one to fall for the Grab Our Pussy’s talking points against Hillary Clinton.

I know. I won’t. I’m not an idiot who believes such horseshit, but you hang in there waiting for that perfect candidate. trump appreciates your support. 

Yeah maybe someday there will be a flawless candidate, and we can all ride our own personal unicorn to the polls. Or maybe someday you will grow the fuck up. I wonder which will come first?

Sad frog.

In the SS font.

Price for a blow job?

Mr. trump has definitely never donated 50 million dollars to NAMBLA from his own personal account. Mr. trump makes his donations through the trump foundation. 

Fox & Friends? It’s been on for years.

I would like to thank Mr. trump for his standout performance today at the press... I wanna say attack? He truly made me look sane by comparison. And I never said he attacked the press. Hillary Clinton has not even had a press...bitch fest in months.    

Face tanner and hair dye?

I saw a rerun of her first appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, she has always been flakey, weed had nothing to do with it.

American Crime Story: LIVE!

Exactly how I felt when Janet Jackson’s Control lost to Paul Simon 30 years ago.

Ivanka is very close to making a deal to donate BILLIONS of dollars in fashions to Goodwill. She just has to gather them from the TJ Maxx dumpster first.

Yes Mr. trump will be bringing many jobs to the US. Somebody has to unpack those boxes from China.