Sweet Baby Jesus On A Pogo Stick, Madras shorts? Well, it will be easy enough to find you in crowd, so there is that.

Meh, a backpack purse can be quite fashonable and pratical. Plus those things are amazing. She can store nail clips, wallet, tissues, keys, compact, lipstick, wipes, chain saw. OK, maybe not the chain saw, but you get the idea.

Outside of a campsite/hike, cargo pants have no redeaming features. I have yet to see a pair that was not as ugly as sin, even at REI. Even their functionality is suspect. Having all that crap bang against the thighs is the opposite of comfort.

It is woman’s lot in life to have to wear totally non-functional clothing. (Except for backpack purses, those things rock!)

Sound like a loosing propositon to me. He just “volunteered” to schlep all your crap around all day. He is your beloved, not a dang Sherpa.

Sorry I can not accept any defense for this sartorial statement. The last time any male should wear cargoes is his 25 birthday. After that it is time to put away childish things and dress like an adult. That means swim trunks at the beach and Bermudas out and about on the town. Socks are optional but encouraged. Oh,…

Dude, Burmuda Shorts, look into them. Classic look for the post college professional. Your partner will love you for wearing them.