Rumor is you can find an herb that does that...

Is there one that lets you become a cash-grabbing venture capitalist? I could spend years hunting those down. In game.

For the cop challenge they should’ve used a prisoner or at least an arresstee getting pummeled and coerced into giving false testimony.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Eh, as an Eagles fan who lived through the Andy-era, if there is one thing Andy Reid can do, besides sweat gravy, it is make QBs look good. He got a second round pick after making AJ Feeley — who didn’t even start his senior year in college — into a serviceable QB. Feeley, the Detmer Bros., Jeff Garcia’s corpse, Kolb…

“That original reaction by the Astros was wrong, and we own it as an organization. There were many people involved in reviewing that, approving that, and I’m not gonna get into the details of that. It was wrong, it was the Astros’ decision.”

I just don’t understand the purpose of half of the things posted lately.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.  It’s a classic and we watch it every year.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.  It’s a classic and we watch it every year.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

Yeah, I really don't expect your average (or goat) basketball player to be able to say anything intelligent about China. But it is pretty fucking obvious the NBA is ignoring human rights violations because they have dollar signs in their eyes. Pretty fucking simple. 

I think this defense is broadly right—but it still amounts to LeBron saying that the sensitivities of one of the world’s most brutal and repressive regimes should set boundaries on what people in the NBA say in public. Which is fuckin’ gross!

Ever since I read the book about how the NFL obstructed the medical study and publication of CTE/dementia and the connection to football.....I refuse to give the NFL one more minute of my life.  They are scum.

Cry about it some more lmao

It takes an amazing act of assholery to make the Cardinals look like the team I want to root for. The Braves managed to get there. Well done. 

Fight for Freedom. Stand with Hong Kong.

To the guy behind me at the White Sox game on Sunday who was complaining about the nets and how people just need to keep your eyes open: go fuck yourself.

Fuck this shit.

“And yet a casserole of deadline pickups, unlikely comebacks, homegrown arms, and overpowering relievers have combined to put up a league-best 2.45 ERA during the span of Yelich’s absence”