sir this is a wendy’s

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

I hope he beats this 

I don’t think I’d classify that as a war movie, though. It’s more political/military satire.

If you think white supremacists have valid points I'm doubting how progressive you really are. 

If only Harry Caray had been there to ask him if he thinks the moon is made of spare ribs. 

You’re not going to ask what the car was wearing or tell it to close its legs? Blaming the victim is the most idiotic logic I have seen in a long while. FFS

Don’t buy anything. Stand up for workers’ rights and refuse to take part in the capitalistic orgy that sees workers unable to even take so much as a bathroom break to make order quotas.

Don’t buy anything. Stand up for workers’ rights and refuse to take part in the capitalistic orgy that sees workers…

Thank you for this. I’m a ballpark nerd and I love anything related to the history of these glorious buildings.

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

This is a joke Anthony Jeselnik would be proud of.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

“Historically there just weren’t any black mermaids”

They should recruit Scott Sterling.

“This presumes of course, that there is a right way to play...”

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

This is why no one likes The Rockets.

I’m in for the hot take of “the voters just dislike Harden” because maybe someone will learn that constantly being an asshole comes back to bite you sometimes.

The Rockets organization has cemented its place as garbage in my heart for the Twitter post. If they out a period after “Congrats to the new MVP” it would have been classy. Everything after that was a trash fire and they are garbage.

Result: Judge’s Decision (Toe-Holed)