but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

Uber religious...there’s the problem.

It’s a lock that this story is going to get weirder before it gets normaler. 

I don’t really understand this one. They’re upset that they bunted to break up a no-hitter. But they failed to defend the batter from hitting the ball with his bat and getting on base. Does a no-hitter feel good if you know the opponent didn’t actually try to get a hit?

All the jokes on this post so far are terrible, but yours is especially terrible for how thirsty it is.  

Dumbass. That’s why the cheap seats are always behind home plate, right? Because no one wants to look through a net, right? Growing up, my grandpa always got baller seats behind home (second row, just behind the pitching assistant who radar gunned every pitch) and I tell you it fucking rules. Literally no one cares…

One of the most legendary QBs ever. Maybe if he showed his dick at some point or posted something stupid on Twitter he’d have been worthy of an actual headline. Great job Deadspin.

The true GOAT.

But, check three point percentages. The non-Lopez Bucks were awful from deep despite Toronto sagging 3 or 4 guys into the lane on Giannis drives consistently. This could just have easily been a massive blowout.

As long as he doesn’t throw at guys or bitch about insipid “Play-the-game-the-right-way” nonsense, I’m all for all the brashness and bravado.

My god, whatever you want to say about amateurism, the NCAA, etc. please leave Tom Izzo out of it. His style is not tough love. It’s one of a guy who has spent a career in anger management therapy but is still always a hair’s breadth away from choking out a 19 year-old.

You can’t be a good person and a big time college coach.

There’s Kawhi squatting with his tongue out in anticipation, and Joel Embiid leaning over him in apprehension:

No you.

I like the guy just to the left and below the left bottom coener of the backboard who lives 0.5 seconds before everyone else.

Tommy, there’s nothing like a recipe come to roost. He kneaded it, breaded it, threw it down on the counter with alarming violence if we are quite honest, and then, there it is. Bread. You never would have expected that and as annoying it is with the apartment at about 145, it ends up ok. I don’t think it was worth it…

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

The real question, comrade: why wouldn’t I love socialism?

A friend of mine challenged Rickey Henderson to a race from home plate in Fenway to the Monster. Rickey goes “Rickey’d be at the wall, before your white ass gets over the fence.”

Video of the incident comes from TMZ, and begins after Pressly has already come over to the fan, so we don’t hear any of the actual taunts.