The minister that confirmed me marched with Dr. King in Selma. There was a pre-march orientation that included points like “don’t wear a tie or anything else around your neck you probably will be chocked, perhaps to death, with it”. But the word given was that when arrested you would be hauled down to the courthouse &…

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

ok...so what’s your point? that ke$ha’s legal battle is not on par with losing the presidency or seeing your legacy as president gutted? i mean, i think that goes without saying and no one is putting those two levels of “professional work” on the same table, but you’re certainly downplaying her personal pain and…

all love to kesha.

I’m not a crime expert, but I think I might be able to tell inexperience from a professional.

To be fair, I can stand my white male coworkers either, especially that one guy who goes around condescendingly telling all the women around him that they are beautiful while they try to get on with their work.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

California is gearing up for a big fight, assuming we don’t secede.

OMG Californians, how I love you all the way from Florida. May we all resist with such humor and intellect!

OMG Saudi ladies, how I love you all the way from California. May we all resist with such humor and intellect!

They are taking credit for the Gizmodo post on the subject which is fucking hilarious. Sure Jan, you were absolutely the reason for the post. 

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

I’ve read a few articles/tweets like this today.

I would like to jack it to this new trailer, thank you for asking. But unfortunately (fortunately?), there’s a new Target holiday commercial and it’s doing more for me.

To be fair, they’ve always been pretty shady.