hi monday, fuck you.

One one hand, there is irrefutable proof that the victim was raped. I wonder what the net pain index is of having your rape live streamed vs. having your rape doubted and never ever getting the help you need.

ive already been practicing my takes, you’re welcome everyone who gets to read them twice:

My husband (from Korea) is here to explain. The mother explains to the happy couple (Chloe is in Korean traditional wedding attire) that she’s sorry she and her husband don’t have a lot of money to help them start their lives together. The groom-to-be says no matter, we can start from the bottom (my husband says he…

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

Context: I live in a house with my husband, his mother, and our toddler son. I cling to any shred of alone time I can get. Things I do on the regular:

Rousey is an Olympic medalist in Judo. She’s completely legit and to suggest otherwise is nonsense.

I think most people eventually learn that their parents, particularly their mothers, are not the most objective source for such information. My mother thinks I’m so beautiful that she’s convinced I could have modeled (I’m 5’3”) or been a movie star. “You look like Natalie Portman, but prettier!” (Ed. note: No I…

Has to be one of the most handsome Presidents I've ever seen. Ever.

David Tennant?!?!?! Fuck. Yes. Give this show to me immediately.

I feel like a horrible person for saying this, but I pray GamerGate actually tries to pull something on Senator McCaskill. They’ve been going after journalists and game devs and people with no real power to effect consequences for so long, let’s see what happens when they target someone who actually does have the…

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Am I the only one who would, in the event of one of these apocalypse scenarios this guy is preparing for, would totally just find a gun and eat a bullet? Because seriously, if the world is ending and I’m still alive for some reason, I know I won’t last long and I may as well just end it and let my cats eat my corpse.

I always assumed everything was marked up and the 20% off coupons brought it down to the price they wanted to sell for while making you think you were getting a good deal.

I'm just here to say that I worship Megan Rapinoe and her suit.

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

The guy in the header image looks like a War Boy. Shiny AND chrome.

I’m still in denial. What deaths? Who? Everyone goes home and lives happily ever after.

Knowing all the things and deaths that will take place, my heart literally shrivels up into a year old raisin.