I didn’t know that eyebrows were part of our reputation (they’re not)... didn’t stop several unoriginal people from making the same tired joke. That’s putting aside the fact that this is a badass pushing back against an assault against liberty (from the GOP no less) and all they can talk about are her eyebrows.

For some reason, I was recently Googling alopecia and learned that you can lose just portions of your hair, for instance, just the eyebrows and eyelashes and don’t have to go totally bald the way I’d always thought. It looks to me like she also doesn’t have eyelashes. Someone I met years ago with tattooed eyebrows was…

On the off chance it’s alopecia, I’m not going to touch ‘em. If it’s not, she needs to not touch ‘em.

Look, feminists. I love us. We’re a great bunch, for the most part. But Christ on a cracker, are we literal and judgmental when it comes to song lyrics. Everything is always taken to the nth degree, to the worst possible interpretation. Couldn’t this song just be about someone who’s taking a look back on her life and…

off-topic, but one of my all-time favorite tweets:

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

If I interviewed Guillermo del Toro, a play in one act:

What the fuck is wrong with white people and status issues? They straight up don’t care if people think they’re racist because they care more about appearing “proper” to the people with “status.” It’s so repulsively class-based and so... 1950s. How the fuck is it 2015 and we’re still having COLLEGE STUDENTS so wrapped…

Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

Under the anonymity of the internet, I can actually confirm it was Harvey Weinstein. I went to grad school with Ashley Judd and she told this story as we were discussing adult development and how some powerful men end up as predators. She was young when it happened and I absolutely believe her because a) every fucking…

guns and men are the problem, we need to get rid of them

This week the Late Night Talkshows really went after Gamers and Millennials. First Stephen Colbert had PewDiePie and then featured the developer of the game, No Man’s Sky. Now James Corden last night had Youtubers Jenna Marbles and Tyler Oakley. The times they are a changin.

I also have a two year old and your mantra of “play it cool” is basically on repeat all day in my mind. I was raised to be ashamed of my body despite my mom’s best intentions and very confused about the shame. So when my daughter sees me change my tampons and pads, be naked, talk about body parts while washing and…

My kid (age 6) sees me naked all the time. I don’t think it even registers with her anymore.

Every time this happens it is like the floor has fallen out from under me. And yet I am also not surprised.

Seriously...it’s getting out of hand. The presidential candidates better start talking about serious gun control measures because otherwise this shit will keep happening. I don’t know if this shooter had an assault rifle, but I’d be willing to bet they did. Which is why we need laws to ban these because NO ONE NEEDS A…

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

Considering my parents were going to buy a winter vacation house for their dog when she got older because it as be too cold for her to go for walks outside ... this dog is cheap.

I enjoyed it. He had me laughing quite often just within the first few minutes and throughout the show. And I enjoyed the Whitney joke but I’m also the kind of guy who had a trivia team name “Whitney Houston: 3 years Sober” earlier this year so that joke was right up my alley.