“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

Hello NASA? I’m thinking of a certain kid in Irving, Texas who you definitely want to have intern with you next summer.

That poor fucking kid. He must’ve been so proud of what he made and to have his efforts met with such racist suspicion is heartbreaking. He sounds like a great student and every teacher involved in this mess should be thoroughly ashamed.

Da fuq did I just read?

For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.

I think the biggest revelation from this video is that we can now apparently use a potato to record audio/visual events.

How interesting! I have never heard of a face pack, but I do weekly facials at home and this seems like a good thing to try.

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...

No, really, Zales. This is too soon. It will always be too soon.

I think I might be dead now.

silly people, Serena can do what Serena wants to do, she also played her sister which was hard on her.

Only if it was just pegging, and I was told not to be nice about it.

It is a common trick by alcoholics when they drink in front of people who know they have a drinking problem. Because apparently they think you won’t notice them going from sober to drunk.

Your old ass bf needs to retire. My bf Gio, shown here on the right, is coming for him. Out with the old, in with the new, biotch.

Excuse me who do you think you are??!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.

Her father is a TV stage manager, not the head of development at 20th Century Fox.

P.S. I am rewatching Buffy and, once again, it’s very good.