I think I’d like to be a Countess, in that case. Nice, solidly middle-of-the-road aspirations.

i always enjoy knowing who will be the first to go in the class war

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Maybe she thought that she didn’t have to give us a wedding gift because she was a bridesmaid?

Yeah. He spent one weekend - that’s all it took, one weekend - doing shows on other networks, Roger Ailes caved, and then just like that, he and Steve Doocy are doing the cable news equivalent of fellating each other on Fox and Friends. Meanwhile, Megyn Kelly is getting death threats. Soooo... she didn’t win this one.

This isn’t trolling. This is an example of how Target should handle complaints. When people believe stupid shit, they need to be called on it, not coddled.

What is Chrissy Teigen’s purpose on this show?

“Yes, I wear makeup, here it is, on my face.”

You mean more FREEDOM?

They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.

hashtag not all men

I know diddly about babies, especially newborns, but I feel like they would be super boring until they became somewhat mobile. However, it’s my understanding that most SAH parents aren’t just sitting around gazing at their baby all day long. Why didn’t this guy have other things to do? I’m sure there was laundry or…

• “How does your wife do it? It’s called biology”

he simply wants to thank his wife for being a good mother

Ugh, Moby Dick is a SPERM WHALE, not a HUMPBACK, duh, god.

Any less chill and they’ll have to change their name to SoundStratiform.

what’s wrong w doing heroin, man

Here’s what I love: “Wilson argued that by being forced to pay the fees the government would be punishing the prosecutors who worked to protect the constitution.” So, it’s Constitutional to continue to deny people a right granted in the Federal District Appeals Court? These idiots - just saying something is…