If you aren’t currently spinning your own yarn from a locally sourced sheep with an all organic diet, you might as well pack it in now.

What kills me is that there are so many great MUAs here and now I feel so very sorry for them having to deal with this crap but oh-so-typical portland white girl attitude. I am guessing the conversations started out “Well, normally I would only put a dab of locally sourced, cruelty-free, gluten-free, free-ranged…

Nailed it.

I live here and this sort of self-aggrandizing, “clean” lifestyle label thirst is just astounding. “Please don’t look at the other annoying/irresponsible shit I do when I am not instagraming my awesome granola life! Also, my life choices are superior and you are a heathen, but no judgements!” Catty and bitchy,…