As much fun as these stories are, I vastly prefer the ridiculous assumptions people make about causation. I worked as a bike mechanic for a few years, and the number problems that "puttin urr in the turrs" supposedly solves includes but is not limited to:
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The description of the engine sounded like typical rice bro on Friday night showing off his “titanium V8 twin-turbo rotary turbine with 1700hp beast” of a Honda Civic.
“Here’s a Kia Rio Driving Recklessly and with Little Regard for Safety or Even Emphasis on Car Control”
Does this design belong to you? In which case please submit it to Blipshift. Please?
Taking the masculinity away from burnouts since 2015.
I actually prefer the Ram Suge Knight
Police use of vehicles absolutely bolsters their appeal in my opinion. Not so much for the image of toughness or masculinity, but because it means they are cheap to maintain, can be abused for hundreds of thousands of miles, and still have life left in them when they auction them off. It is the ultimate sign of…
Believe it or not, real environmentalists still exhale CO2.
That would be quite a ballsy move.
See, even the military is putting off front-wheel drive.
Its a shame Chevrolet didn't have this option available for the Fiero.
HHR SS PANEL!
This little fucker... Lucas will ruin your Sunday drive, a child will ruin your bank account, social life, freedom and probably a good portion of your clothes at this age.
To quote Top Gear, "How do you walk about when they're that big?"
There's no longer an excuse for not finding it. That thing is huge and prominently positioned.
This is the ultimate American sedan. Big V8 up front, panel gaps that can be seen from space, and a stout 6-speed to liven things up. Someone spot me 8 grand.
Never watch Top Gear while browsing Jalopnik. Jezza might disagree with certain limp-wristed opinions expressed by car reviewers.
Step 1: Bring back the DSM cars.
GM LS motors take the cake. I challenge fellow Jalops to find a single make of car that one of these hasn't been swapped into. (Who ever said it had to be from the factory)