This was the first time in history anyone did 75 takes of a lecture.

THIS!!!  I always thought he looked like Welles, now it's uncanny.

The trailer wasn't that emotional, but it's a reflex now: I see Queer Eye, I tear up. I'm conditioned. 

Americans tried to combat this with the Culkin family, to varying degrees of success.

Ah yes, Bill Skarsgard. I own several jars of his anti-scarring medication, the Skarsgard Scars Guard.

all anyone ever needed to know about Nan Pierce could be learned when she tsked her maid/cook, AN EMPLOYEE, for not having any fun and then took the fruits of that employee’s labor and passed them off as her own (the roast reveal)

If you look carefully at around the 49:50/50:00 minute mark, when the Roys are shuffling the halls toward their meeting with Nan, Kendall is at the back of their line as they pass a maid coming down the stairs, carrying a laundry basket, and looking suspiciously at Kendall... I think we’re meant to understand that she…

One long, elegant cringe from start to finish

The purest treasure mortal times afford
Is spotless reputation: that away,
Men are but gilded loam or painted clay.
Mine honour is my life; both grow in one:
Take honour from me, and my life is done:

We are so completely fucked. This time next year this is going to be used in an election to make the leading Democrat look like they’re saying some bad shit in a swing state. Or, hell, maybe they DID say something bad. Either way, we’ll believe fake videos and not believe real videos. We’re completely fucked.

The tiny handprints on the wall....

OMG Blair Witch utterly destroyed me. Then we came home from the theater and our Norwegian Elkhound was - on my life, I am telling the truth - STANDING IN THE CORNER, staring at the wall, making these light chuffing barks ... my husband thought it was hilarious. He’s now my ex.* 

*No, not (entirely) for that.

If your employer openly advertises that it’s going to work you harder, it should probably pay you higher wages.

My heart goes out to the family.

I’m not sure how they haven’t murdered all their husbands because they all seem to be THE WORST.

I just bought on to wear around the office

I have a friend who used to manage a Starbucks in LA and she said Paula used to call at least twice a week trying to order Chinese food, so...

The babies should pull themselves up by their bootiestraps and stop expecting handouts. 

People who are interested in pop culture, guessing.

did you even watch the clip? It’s all about how life isn’t supposed to be taken so seriously and then we have your bitter comment.