That cake is from someone who just doesn’t care about you or your birthday. 

This is every party I went to in High School

I’m a season ticket holder for one of the local soccer teams and reading this hit home all too well. They started to phase in cashless last year as well as touch screen ordering, this has done a great job of adding time to the entire process. The workers don’t even see the orders pop up on a screen, you then have to…

You missed someone

exactly, this looks really fake