You dirty bastard. I don't have time to sob over Seymour!
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(Do NOT say you like it because of lesbians)
(Do NOT say you like it because of lesbians)
(Do NOT say you like it because of lesbians)
Frankly, this sounds like a really good one to watch - it might be the breast one of the season.
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(GOD DAMMIT)
Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.
I was totally distracted by her glorious afro.
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Sunday I did a small burnout and my 12 year old daughter yelled from the back seat "Sir, please stop this never works!".
Next Job Hunt, I'm marketing myself as a Playmobil figure. I mean, look how great I am with interacting in the break room
AHAHAHAHAHA suffer with me fools!
Yes BUT you must admit there's nothing worse than sneezing while sweaty. It's the only thing worse than being sunburnt AND hungover.
Oh Yee of little integrity.
Well, that's probably the best logic I've seen so far.
Not to mention the more important legacy of the King Ranch, which is the King Ranch Casserole. The simple and delicious version can be had at any Luby's, but I now want to try this slightly fancier version.
I'm picturing a "Law and Order" style interrogation room where the cat "perp" sits across as you start throwing chairs and threatening violence while Galaxy goes, "Whoa, whoa, let's give Mr. Tabbyjaws a chance to explain himself!"
Wow. much lefts. so tire. very sponsor.
Needs to go on a Challenger in the NNS. It just has to.
How can it be a bad thing to sponsor a driver who doesn't have any sponsors?
I think we know what needs to be done.
Pride doesn't really enter into the equation of how feel when dressed any certain way.