Even if he’s a liberal purposely sabotaging the GOP, he’s still fucking evil for riling up the 25 to 40 percent of hardcore racists in this country. People are getting hurt because of this pus filled sack of shit’s rhetoric.

Someone tell me if they agree that he is really a closeted liberal doing this to sabotauge the republicans? I got my confirmation from PA that I can vote in the next election.

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

Serious answer - that’s a full-coverage panty brief, and they make them for all sizes EVEN FOR WOMEN YOU FIND SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

You win for Best Comeback.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

I starred this, but not because I approve of your mom’s behavior.

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

Question: Real life

Duggar scandals are like the “Song That Never Ends,” except way more sad. They just go on and on, my friends.

This woman is:

Halloween is a holiday that involves wearing black and has no family obligations. If you can’t understand why this is a great thing, you should sit down.