Beyonce nearly falls?

I LOVE YOU MR 3000 would car with you anywhere anytime

Trying here but most of these sound like L&O SVU setups. You know, the shit that goes down before the credits, when they find the body

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONVICTED RAPIST

Agreed. It might be a routine thing to say if you’re a celeb with a family tragedy, but “we kindly ask everyone please respect our privacy during our time of grieving” would seem to include daily gawker posts- and their resulting comments- however banal or kind-culty or well intended all might be.

Jim Morrison. He isn’t dead, and he hasn’t aged a day.

YASSS Liz! She was a brilliant actress [see: Place in the Sun, Virginia Woolf], first woman to earn a 1m salary [Cleopatra], all her work with HIV/Aids, and that crazy story about her pulling Montgomery Clift’s teeth out of his throat after a car accident? She’s definitely on my dream zombie apocalypse team.

Was standing next to my bff when her mom told her she looked like “a piece of raw meat with eyes” and that she should lose some weight and wear some makeup.

When i was in high school, i lived in Charleston SC, way out on Johns Island in the country. I was a sweet weirdo kind of arts kid who enjoyed such hits as being alone, Sylvia Plath, the Doors, the beach at night, dressing up like old Hollywood, and thrift store shopping. There’s all kinds of great thrift stores in…