National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

If this ends with someone telling Comey that he had been ‘extremely careless’ about releasing that October letter, I would enjoy that. It wouldn’t help anything, but I would enjoy it.

I vote for the epidemiology person, even if I don’t get in.

If you look up “too little too late” in some kind of dictionary of clichés, this is what comes up. All this shit.

Since Honest Company diapers result in catastrophic diaper rash, you definitely need it.

I dated a few guys in metropolitan areas that used it on their balls/thighs if they were on foot a lot. Smells less offensive than other products that do the same thing.

Absorb moisture, which should help reduce diaper rash.

$350K is not a big net worth.

wait i thought ‘natural’ baby powder was just overpriced cornstarch

Jessica Alba is proving herself to be as good a businesswoman as she was an actress.

IN.

Dare I say: An axis of evil?

We are all gonna die :(

It’s clear everyone involved is lying but it’s not clear exactly why they are lying. Everyone know you all are just a bunch of fascists, why wouldn’t you be working together?

Why is anyone surprised to encounter a turd in the toilet?

Unlike Trump, Le Pen is not a complete fucking moron. Any overture she makes to Trump will be for the purpose of taking advantage of his stupidity, al la Putin.

Merde.

Fucking Nazis.

Facing a 2020 lineup that apparently also includes fucking Mario Cuomo,