Here’s my pretty darling. She’s a JERK and we mostly hate each other except for when she sleeps on my feet at night and I’m going to be heartbroken when she dies.

Welcome, new internet friend! I only really starting commenting here a few months ago and this place has been a soft spot to land when something new sends your spirits careening off a cliff.

I will welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

I know you feel alone but you’re absolutely not.

Maybe he could use that “spare time” to listen to the security briefings?!?!?!

Yeah, I’m sure if they weren’t bound by an NDA the entire transition team would attest to how transparent his is.

http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/270/what-is-the-correct-plural-of-octopus

While octopi isn’t actually correct (http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/270/what-is-the-correct-plural-of-octopus) I too could also go for some pie!!

I was born in San Diego to 2nd gen Irish Americans. :)

Difference: those men were intelligent.

Well, our new Labor secretary has raved about how much he wants to replace workers with automated services in his fast food joints, so.....

Yep. They don’t care about babies. They care about controlling women and then punishing them—and their dirty bastard children—when women don’t listen.

Yep. I think people forget the Feds have a union, and it’ll be significantly more difficult to dismantle than a private union.

Buchy is a longtime proponent of restricting women’s access to abortion — in 2012, he told Al Jazeera that his ultimate goal is to ban abortion completely in the State of Ohio. Then, the reporter asked him an interesting question: “What do you think makes a woman want to have an abortion?”

WaPo said they passed it on to DOE lawyers. Hopefully they have zero legal obligation to answer specifics about individuals.

Pssshaw. Laws. Trump doesn’t believe in “laws.”

Octopuses!

Yeah, clearly that’s the same thing: a story they corrected as more information came out but you photoshopped vs. a conspiracy theory that fucking Alex Jones promoted about a pedophilia ring that led to someone walking into a pizza shop with an assault rifle, which is what she was referencing.

Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line.

And that’s Democrats in a nutshell: we play by the rules.