And on that note, I’m getting my IUD this afternoon.

Also, trolls are out, FYI

Bread and circuses!

“He has over 25 million followers on Facebook and Twitter and it’s a great way for him to take his message directly to people, cut through the noise or the silence, whatever the case may be,” Conway replied. “Sometimes he’s just trying to cut through the nonsense of people telling Americans what’s important to them,…

Send them, leave an open bottle of bleach out, and let the problem take care of itself.

I’m fucking tired of the “listen to the Trump voter” bullshit, calling them “Real America” and asking we suspend all judgement because “they want the same things as you do: security and success and a life for their kids.”

Take care of yourself first. It’s an act of protest against those who hate you.

This is amazing

The best we can hope for is that he’s too busy “making america great again” that he doesn’t bother with touching the CDC, OR that Mike Pence really is making the decisions, which means vaccines are fairly safe.

Do not ever give them any benefit of any doubt ever.

True true. I was keeping in with the articles subjects of tweets.

As a certified White Chick, I can attest to being drunk and horny on St. Patrick’s day in the past. Extra drunk and horny because my family is super Irish.

WE CAN’T LOSE FOCUS!!!

If the Bills make the playoffs, we’re doomed.

Trump was the 66th seal.

Except they are on the anti-vax train?

The rumors came from a culmination of Trump’s (wrong) views on vaccines, and an Alex Jones rant in which he yelled “his kid was hurt by vaccines.”

I’m a monthly donor, but yes! Add this to the list!

I’m mid-period—tomorrow is Day 3—which the doc wanted for both easier insertion and because since your uterus is already pulling a xenomorph birth it may help mask any cramping. I got my heating pad and Aleve ready to go, and my boss knows I may be calling in.