Colbert has a good analogy for this: using Trump to fix taxes is like using Hannibal Lector to catch Buffalo Bill. http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/colbert-genius-trump-can-fix-our-tax-code-the-same-way-only-hannibal-lecter-can-catch-buffalo-bill/

Too early on a Monday to want to throw up so much.

In two days? Don’t tell me the absolutely spiral he went into at his rally last night was because he didn’t know this was about to drop,

His base? Nope. But he can’t win with just his base.

It was wrong when Chelsea was a kid. Chelsea, being a grown up now, has had plenty of profiles. Tiffany is also a grown-up now.

What people forget is a douche actually has some practical uses.

I’m surprised it took this long.

I almost want to miss again this year just so we can ship his ass out.

As a Bills fan I hate you and know 100% this is going to happen. Also Jerry Sullivan just read this and came.

I am a life-long supporter of Shower Drinks With Lids. Coffee, tea, vodka in a travel mug...

I still can’t get over how teeny tiny Simone is

I don’t even care what it is anymore. Just SOMETHING!

Not a single thing will fucking change.

I’ve asked this so many times already, but...is this it? Is this the spiral that ends it?!?

She admitted that he did spend money in Cuba yesterday, but then tried to say she didn’t know what that actually meant. I’m wondering if she’ll get straight up fired.

He’s just not as mean.

The media is realizing all that money they made off clicks won’t mean anything when the world ends.

On MSNBC tonight one of the talking heads was saying sources are saying the kids are pissed he’s ruining the Trump brand and that’s their future livelihood, because his mouth-breathing base can’t afford his tacky overpriced trash.