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I wasn’t going to read that because I don’t click links, but I did because of what you said and actually... if his account of things is true, I kind of agree with him? I don’t agree with his choice of words, but I do agree with him sticking up for his employee and not backing down.
That being said, I find it hard to

I used to work at a bookstore and had a customer come in once who wanted the “true story of Lord of the Rings.” When I asked her to clarify whether she meant books about the making of the books or a biography of the author, she said she just wanted the historical accounts. I narrowed my eyes and carefully explained

It’s so hard to not see him as his character from Misfits! I allllmmost can’t take him seriously as a sadist

Wizinter is coming.

My favorite one that I NAILED was the Wolf of Wall Street one.

She is literally an angel. She is the founder of a charity that works with underprivileged kids. I don’t know what she is doing at the BAFTAS, but she's the best person in that room by a country mile.

And that font...

Related anecdote: our neighbors’ teenage daughters got to name their dog. The dog’s name is Harry Styles.

I’m 34 too! I don’t use argon oil,but I also don’t use heroin. I figure I fall somewhere in the middle of the above pictured spectrum.

Off topic, but she’s one of those people that looks better without make-up. Luuuucky lady. Her and Jessica Simpson.

Let’s just face it - we all clicked on this, and now we have to deal with knowing we clicked on it.

Dicks in a jack in a box.

because she is afraid if she would hire 2 female nannies JT would bang them.

What if he has mood swings, but on a cosmic scale? So he may have been chill for a few thousand years, but next time he has an episode it’s brutality and genocide all over again.

Regarding that “God *will* judge”. Here’s a copy paste from to-know-javale post on Gawker’s post on this issue.

Ahem, as a Bota Box aficionado, I must point out that it lasts considerably longer, once opened, than bottled wine. #shutupimfrugal

NOPE. Fann Bingbing won

Can we talk about the penis on this dress? FKA Twigs..and Berries

Project Runway candy store challenge auf.

Yes please. Now all I need is some glue as an eyelash primer and I’m all set!