Awesome!

Love this idea, totally stealing it. Obvs not getting hitched on your same beach though, that would be creepy.

I'm not sure whether I love the voting more, or the comment section. THIS IS AWESOME.

Sorry but gchat needs to die. MEMES4LIFE!

I second LadySpringingSoul on this one. Nowt wrong with a good missionary bang.

Nobody uses gchat. Well, actually I do know 2 people who do and they're both terrible nerds, so that's all I needed to know about that. On the other hand, who doesn't love a good meme?

Crying drunk & Twitter feuds for the final!!! C'mON!

I'm on 12,010. My calendar app tells me I had a nice day on 12,000 though, so that's ok.

Oh brilliant, thanks for the heads up on that one. I didn't joogle precisely because of my suspicion that it was going to be something gross/filthy. Why do people need to ruin aubergines for us... WHYYYYYYYY.

I live in New Zealand and it's the same here in any of the many libraries I have frequented. Also same with library book sales being mostly made up of romance novels (and some random cookbooks from the 1980's) which, let's be honest, most of the denizens of the book sale have already read 3 or 4 times.

I don't know what Eggplant Fridays are, but if it involves eating eggplants (THEY ARE AUBERGINES FFS!!) on a Friday then I'm all over that shizz.

Technically the white is the fetus juice. The yolk is essentially just the food supply for the babeh chickeh embryo.

I can't wait to see your reaction when pay wave becomes a thing where you are: any purchase under $80 and I can just touch my wallet to the machine and not have to enter my pin.

I've had Fanta cake before, it was surprisingly nice if a bit too sugary.

So it does. Thanks for that...

Ha ha, thanks, that's a favourite word of mine & The Mr's :D - I've actually been lucky, they've mostly been pretty sane, but ya know, there's the occasional one where circumstances have gotten on top of her. It's more usually the mother of the bride who is the demented one.

Oh yeah, if you've only seen bad make up from the locals then you're better off doing it yourself. I've seen badly done, allegedly professional, make up done and it's WAY worse than self-done would have been.

As a wedding photographer I cannot recommend highly enough getting a professional to do your make up. But, if you really want to do it yourself then as others have said allow LOTS of time. Typically when I'm photographing the prep stage of things the make up part takes a good 2 hours (for bride + 1 or 2 maids). If…

No meeting is ever not a waste of time. Even so called productive ones have moments when you're like "why am I here?" or "will he stop introducing the agenda, there's only 3 of us here, we all KNOW the fucking agenda, just get on with the part where I get to put in my 2 cents only to be ignored".

I have never used Gchat either, but I still voted for that because there are basically no scenarios in which I will read an email that has been reply all'd.