A wheat tortilla makes a deliciously crispy cheaty-yeast-free pizza base.

WOULD WATCH.

Egg yolks that are cooked through taste of sulphur, that's how you know that it's EVIL.

"You're gonna ask… I've been drinking. I have been doing Xanax... I've been sober besides that."

Disclaimer: I know absolutely nothing about fibroids so this might be completely misguided, but I did have endometriosis & PCOS so I am familiar with VERY heavy periods, and I too have done the out-damn-clot dance in the shower.

I have a co-worker like that too. He makes the most disgusting noises I've ever heard while drinking tea, and can slurp a fucking sandwich. HOW???? If I see him with a bowl of noodles I just up and run.

If he's done this because he thinks it looks good, then I'm going to have invoke Nina and question his taste level.

Your wee bun trick is genius. I'm so doing that tomorrow morning! I usually scrunch while I blow dry, depending on what mood my hair is in that yields either awesome waves or completely terrible mess, tiny buns sound like they should be much more consistent.

: ) They are tough but definitely effective for tightening up the tricep. Push ups are great for working different muscle groups as well - try setting your arms really wide apart, or more close in and you'll feel it working different bits & pieces.

Yes, but make sure that you're bending at the elbow! I saw one woman at the gym who never quite got the hang of that one and every time would wildly thrust her hips up and down and keep her arms dead straight (which looked about as hilarous+crass as you're imagining). It's a bit easier to get used to the correct…

Yes! I always tell brides to make sure they have lunch at the very least. It's a solid foundation for the champers, and will hopefully hopefully minimise the booze + nerves effect. Plus they mostly underestimate the fact that they're going to miss out on the majority of the canape's if they're off having lots of…

The internets says this: as of the third quarter of 2014, Facebook had 1.35 billion monthly active users.

No joke, #1 happened to me a few weeks ago. Those fuckers move fast, and their beaks hurt.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure my other half knew how to clean and do his laundry when he lived alone because his clothing never smelled and I never saw shower gunge mutating and oozing out of the bathroom but when we moved in together he worked out pretty quickly that my threshold for unacceptable muck levels is waaaaay lower…

I had to joogle what a funnel cake was (fried dribbly batter, that right?) and as a concept for an artery exploding burger I'm 100% with you. But if you're going to go there, why not chop some onions into that batter (a la a giant bhajee) and savoury that shizz right up?

I'd be interested to hear her husband's perspective as well. I found it interesting that she mentioned that she felt like she was initiating sex and then left feeling rejected if he didn't want sex for whatever reason. I wonder if she is no longer initiating sex with him and whether that now leaves him feeling…

OMG WTF EWWW!!!

I too have a slutty dress I have never worn. My BFF* when I was 25 bought it for my birthday. Shortly after that I met my Mr, ditched my eating disorder and somehow lost any spare time I used to have for exercising obsessively. It's going to take a LOT of work to fit into that dress without looking like a lumpy…

Oh for goodnesssake. My GI specialist says eat more fish. My GP says eat less fish. I'm just going to leave it up to fate and eat whatever random amount I can catch.

Maybe it is?!