I'd agree if he called Rosie a sow, but come on!

Previously known as "CF"
Chick Flicks

Fake News

Girl you know it's true…

Get over it.
Grow.
Mature.
Focus on bigger problems.

Taking the risk out of passed balls, hell, Sanchez got an RBI last year hitting a pitchout…

Josh Gad is still employed?

Sounds like the underwater level music from Donkey Kong Country, especially at 1:28…
…just add your own "tic tic tic tic tic" a few seconds in.

"The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is going to suck this year"
…and Hillary is going to be the 45th President.
I'll wait and see.

Great Standup?
That you can write his name anywhere near Chappelle is funny in itself.

eat me

Thank you for keeping me apprised of the conversations you're having with yourself, straw men all.

That's a fair cop.

Perhaps a more suitable venue would be outside the Saudi embassy, where the silencing of women is all the rage.

Perhaps a more suitable venue would be outside the Saudi embassy, where the silencing of women is all the rage.

Can I borrow yours?

How fitting, the mother of evil.

Tony's!
Chilli and Hot Onions!
Good call.
They still beat JJ's on the other side of the park…

…there are many allusions to Star Wars, strains of the music when R2 is taken by Jawas…

Shitting over a meeting without any clue what went on or what may come of it shows how your souls have been consumed.